英语幽默话剧剧本

今天下面这出饭馆幽默英语短剧，会让你见识到那位不讲卫生的服务员口才的厉害!

Scene1

Customer A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! 顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里. Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!

Then the waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 Customer A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? “你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!” Waiter:What?You want it to fall on the floor again? “什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”

Scene 2

Waiter:Tea or coffee gentlemen? 服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。 Customer A:I'll have tea. 顾客A：我要茶 Customer B: Me too,and be sure the glass is clean!顾客B：我也是茶,杯子要干净的! Waiter returns. 服务员回来。 Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子? Customer A and B become speechless. 顾客A和B作无语状。 Scene 3 Customer A:Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um。。It looks like swimming. 顾客A：服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么? 看起来象是在游泳。 Waiter:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

服务员：别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 Customer B:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!

顾客B：服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇! Waiter:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them. 服务员：是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。