国外经典幽默故事

笑话是一种增强快乐的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情节简单，文笔巧妙的形式出现，给人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面本站小编为大家带来国外经典幽默故事四则，希望大家喜欢!

　国外经典幽默故事：男子进入教堂和上帝对话

He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."

他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又问：“那一百万年呢，?”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士吗?“上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”

　国外经典幽默故事：我不想让主知道我在这里

A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not ,the clergyman said, ‘I don't want him to know l'm here.'

一位著名牧师和他教区的几位老人出席城外会议，他们直到天黑才开完会。于是打算在回家前吃点东西。但很不巧只有一家名声不好的下等酒吧烤菜馆开着门。饭后，一位老人要牧师祈祷。“我想我是免了，“牧师说。”我不想让主知道我在这里。”　　国外经典幽默故事：否则他就该跟我借了

Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

Jack: Certainly.

杰克：当然应该了。

Tom:And why?

汤姆：为什么?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.

杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。

国外经典幽默故事：成年人的抉择

The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

我儿子十八岁前的那一年，常常向我提出准许他文身。但我拒绝允许他这么做。他争辩说他不久就要成为男子汉了，并说他应该能够做出成年人的抉择了。果然，十八岁生日的几天后，他文了身，回到家里。尽管我对此感到不高兴，但出于好奇，我想看看他选择了什么雄性象征物。原来他在肩上文了一个两英寸长的米老鼠像。