英语笑话:Twenty one Forever “妙”龄证人

In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth."The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."庭上的法官问证人：“多大了？我的意思是，真实年龄是多少？别忘了刚才已经宣誓过，所以请诚实作答”这位女士回答：“我是二十一岁又几个月。”法官说：“要讲精确，到底是多少个月？”她回答：“一百一十八个月！”