考试题目不会做 外国考生搞笑回答

The panda will cry, if I get a bad grade.
没考好熊猫会伤心的~

老师居然还回帖了：

Boo Hoo. Cheer him up by studying for the final.
那就为了期末考努力学习吧。

This is CONFUSING!!
题目太难！！斯巴达克斯表示鸭梨很大！！

A startled armadillo jumps straight into the air with an initial velocity of 18 feet persecond. After how many seconds does it land on the ground?
一只受惊的犰狳以18英尺每秒的速度跳向空中。请问它要花多长时间才能落地？

学生：

Armadillo don't jump.
蒙我呢吧，犰狳根本不会跳嘛~

老师居然又回帖了：

not drawing class
这不是美术课= =。

Please Note：If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffewill convince you otherwise.
老师看这里：如果我这次考试里有题目做错了，希望这只长颈鹿能让老师少扣我点儿分@@.

老师：

Indeed
好吧。