小学英语笑话摘抄带翻译

冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。小编精心收集了小学英语笑话摘抄带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

　　小学英语笑话带翻译篇1

professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?

教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗?

student: what's the name of this course?

学生：考试科目的名称是什么?

　　小学英语笑话带翻译篇2

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably(平静地) , It’s simply that my room is on fire.

一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。

　　小学英语笑话带翻译篇3

policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?

man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.

男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

　　小学英语笑话带翻译篇4

a: which do you find more important, money or friends?

甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?

b: friends, of course.

乙：当然是朋友。

a: why?

甲：为什么?

b: i can always borrow money from friends.

乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

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