简短英语爆笑笑话
有些笑话广为流传。人们笑过之后还能掩卷思考,获得一些启迪。下面是本站小编带来的简短英语爆笑笑话,欢迎阅读!
简短英语爆笑笑话篇一多少只兔子?
Teacher: Now,Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
老师:好,乔纳森,假如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你一共有多少只兔子?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
乔纳森:一共有九只,先生。
Teacher: Nine?
老师:九只?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
乔纳森:先生,我本来就有一只。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇二Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”
老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后,西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文,老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道:“下雨,比赛终止。”
简短英语爆笑笑话篇三吉姆的历史考试
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?
姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Mother: Oh, not at all well,but there,it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇四学法语
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is,but after that it becomes easy.
父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。
Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.
儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇五好消息和坏消息
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”
医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说:“我给你带来了好消息,也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息是我们截错了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息,我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。”