英语经典搞笑笑话6则

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　　英语经典搞笑笑话：Fishing

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?

Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.

钓鱼

拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。

在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元?

哇!拉里应答：幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：Limerick

There was a young lady of Niger，

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride

With the lady inside

And the smile on the face of the tiger

打油诗

有个尼日尔小姑娘，

笑咪咪骑在虎背上。

他们兜风回返，

姑娘到了里边，

笑容挂在了虎脸上。

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：To Give Up the Seat

Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy

But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

让座

小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。

好，你做得对。妈妈说。

但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：

A small boy and his Father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.

For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him, Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?

No， it isn't very nice, but it's very useful, Tom, answered his father. It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.

Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said, Then, why does it rain on the road too, Father?

一个小男孩和他的父亲正在乡间行走，突然下起了大雨。

他们没带伞，加上四下无处可以躲雨，所以很快他们浑身上下被淋湿了，小男孩感到很不好受。

他们在雨中朝家走去，有好一会儿，那个男孩一直在思索着什么。后来终于他朝父亲转过脸去，问他说：爸爸，为什么天会下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?

是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，汤姆。父亲回答说。老天爷下雨促使了为我们所食用的水果和蔬菜的生长，同样也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生长。

汤姆对父亲的这番话想了一会，然后说：那么，父亲，老天爷为什么还要把雨下在路上呢?

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：医生住在楼下

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：As If Awakening From A Dream

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "

A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

以戒酒为主题的演讲比赛正在进行，一个演讲者动情地说：“酒精可以破坏夫妻关系，甚至导致妻子离开自己的丈夫……”

这时一个男人大声喊：“再来一瓶白兰地!”