英语笑话:你太晚了 You Are Too Late 本文已影响 2.08K人 ing-bottom: 105.83%;">On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you.are too late. My wife did it before you."“对不起,”他对小偷说,“你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”