英语笑话:失踪 Disappearing Act

When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes," she replied readily. "Tell him my mother isn't visiting after all."

一个女人向警察报案，说丈夫失踪了。警察看过丈夫的照片，问女人如果他们能找到她丈夫，她有没有什么要和丈夫说的。女人很乐意地说：“是的，告诉他我妈妈不来了。”