这款手游就是为了"把川普送上太空"
The goal of this new mobile game is to send Donald Trump into space
这款手游就是为了“把川普送上太空”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos once suggested that Donald Trump should be sent into space after the Republican presidential front-runner attacked his tax "scam" earlier in the day.
亚马逊公司CEO Jeff Bezos因川普一席指责他“收购华邮是为了避税”言论，跟川普结下梁子，还发起了“送川普上太空”活动。
Ever wanted to send Donald Trump into space? Here's your chance!
你也曾想过送川普上太空么？现在机会来了！
A group of creative game developers from New Zealand launched a new game on iOS and Android this week in which the goal is to get the game's “hero,” Donald Trump, off of planet Earth and into outer space where he can “make the galaxy great again!”
新西兰一个开发团队上周五发布了一款名为Jrump的游戏，有iOS和Android版。该游戏的主题就是“送川普上太空”，因此，他就可以“让银河系更强大！”
Trump uses brick walls drawn by you, the player, to launch himself into the atmosphere where you have to avoid obstacles like “Mexicans, global warming scientists, and jetpack strapped politicians,” including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who will all send you falling straight back to earth.
游戏中，你要造出砖墙让川普前进。一路上，还要躲过“墨西哥人、全球变暖科学家和身穿喷气包的政客”等人的围追堵截。一不小心，希拉里和奥巴马就会送你回地球。
“Weak,” Trump says when you fail.
“弱爆了，”每次你跌回地球上，川普就会说这个词。
Yes, the whole things is satirical — “Not to be taken seriously,” the game website reads. But it's also frustratingly difficult and sort of addicting. (Remember “Flappy Bird”? It's kind of like that, but much more creative.)
整个游戏确实处处都是讽刺——“不要太当真，”游戏主页有这样一行字。但这游戏确实又难打，又让人上瘾。（跟“愤怒的小鸟”有几分相似，但内容更据想象力。）
And if nothing else, the game's description and launch trailer are worth a chuckle. Kudos to developer studios Oddboy and AppArcanum for bringing this game into our 's the game description:
游戏的描述和预览片也很搞笑。真是太感谢Oddboy和 AppArcanum团队给我们带来这么精彩的游戏了！
The idea is simple: The year is 2017. Following Donald Jrump's successful bid at the 2016 US election, international borders have closed up, global warming research has halted and brick sales have increased at a staggering rate. With the world now in utter chaos and his tiny hands growing increasingly sweaty, it's time for Donald to leave to make the Galaxy great again. How? By jumping on his favorite things in the world... Walls!
游戏背景设置很简单：2017年，川普顺利赢得2016年美国总统大选。美国对外边境被封闭，全球变暖研究被禁止，内销比例大大增加。整个世界变得一团糟，川普紧张的小手满是汗。现在，是时候把川普送出地球，去让他营造外太空了！怎么做呢？让他踩着世界上最爱的东西...墙！
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