双语笑话 第170期:结婚礼物

Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here's your gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes out everytime you open your mouth!

庆祝我们的结婚纪念日，“亲爱的”！这是你的礼物 - 一个用来装废话的化粪池，装你每次张嘴开口说的话！

They had both turned 60, divorce had been diverted numerous times, and now Randy felt invincible

他们俩都60了，离婚已无数次，现在兰迪觉得自己无敌了

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