初中生英语脑经急转弯大全
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英语脑经急转弯一
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子?
----因为它的头离它的身体是这样的远。
Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
谁戴世界上最大号的帽子?
----世界上长着最大脑袋的人。
Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"
Raymond: "His last one, sir."
老师：“雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次战斗中战死的?”
雷蒙德：“他的最后一次战役，先生。”
Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah: "He sat down, miss."
老师：“萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么?”
萨拉：“他坐下来，小姐。”
Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"
Tom: "By eating it, miss."
烹饪老师：“汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食物变坏?”
汤 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。”
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B: "So you can go through, sir."
甲：“检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔?”
乙：“那样你才能通行，先生。”
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度?”
乙：“不管怎么短，它们一定是在两只脚的上方。”
Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
父亲：“天哪!你一副什么相!”
吉米：“是的，爸，我掉进了一个泥坑。”
父亲：“什么!穿着你的新裤子掉进泥坑里?”
吉米：“是的。我没有来得及把它脱掉。”
英语脑经急转弯二
51、What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?
【谜底：blackboard】
52、What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
【谜底：A photographer.】
53、What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
【谜底：A farmer.】
54、I am small I can fly I like singing in the am I?
【谜底：a bird】
55、Teachers write on me with chalk I can't am I?
【谜底：a blackboard】
56、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
【谜底：A hole.】
57、What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
【谜底：A doorbell】
58、Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
【谜底：On his feet.】
59、What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
【谜底：Sixty.】
60、Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
【谜底：A priest.】
61、What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
【谜底：mom】
62、What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
【谜底：The light.】
63、I live in the sea.I am the biggest animal in the am I?
【谜底：the whale】
64、What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
【谜底：A mushroom.】
65、What is big and bright during the day and we can't see it at night?
【谜底：the sun】
66、Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will am I?
【谜底：fire】
67、Why does time fly?
【谜底：To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.】
68、Which can move faster, heat or cold?
【谜底：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.】
69、Why do some old people never use glasses?
【谜底：They must prefer bottles to glasses.】
70、Why is writing called handwriting?
【谜底：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it foot writing.】
71、Which is the longest English word? Why?
【谜底：smiles (There's a mile between the first and the last letter.)】
72、How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
【谜底：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.】
73、Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
【谜底：Because he wants to go to high school.】
74、What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
【谜底：Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.】
75、What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
【谜底：All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.】
76、What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
【谜底：A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.】
77、What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
【谜底：It's nice not to see you again.】
78、Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
【谜底：Because it can't sit down.】
79、What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
【谜底：The temperature.】
80、I am very big and heavy I have a long nose and big am I ?
【谜底：an elephant】
